Friday, August 29, 2008

Blah-Blah-Blahg: Food For Nought


So I guess Washington is just Hollywood for the ugly crowd. John Mc Cain has done it again. He eighty sixed his first wife for a twenty something beer heiress and now he's chosen Sarah Palin, the former beauty queen, as his right hand woman. Sure, she's the youngest person and first female to be elected governor of Alaska but do we really want a woman who does not believe humans are causing global warming in office? Plus, she always looks like her cat vomited in front of very special company. McCain's old and maleable; she's younger and hotter and pro choice. Do we really need more people producing puppies? This is what America could look like - or this is what we already look like...

Can we really trust a female candidate who would willingly live in a place where the odds are good but the goods are odd? Folks from Alaska frighten me. McCain makes me feel wobbly inside. I have to figure out my absentee ballot immediately.




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