*swiss army knife, swiss army knife, swiss army knife*Bringing along 19 pairs of shoes in your compact vehicle is not unsound thinking (also employing litotes cannot be underestimated).
*Purchase pepper spray to harness your inner Condy Rice
*Taking Qigong stops may be more imperative than taking pictures
*Hold your breath for cemeteries, tunnels, and the November election
*Take along your favorite bottle of wine or fancy beer (that can't be found just anywhere) for the end of the road
*It's always prudent to possess home-made amulets to protect your soul, your wheels, your wobbly luggage, and your array of carefully -planned snacks
*Something obnoxiously "conscious" is always in order. I suggest becoming a member of the Sigg club - I mean who doesn't absolutely require a designer, reusable water bottle?*Scoops ice cream must be visited prior to the whole affair
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