I often wonder what yutz thought of the names of these vehicles. Someone is obviously enjoying their pharmaceuticals. I think I need a new job - or more medication!
FOR INSTANCE, THE MIRAGE:
Who names a car like this after a breathtaking optical phenomenon? If I were in charge of things, this automobile would simply disappear. For now, I'd like to suggest a more fitting name: Geriatric Wet Dream OR HOW ABOUT THE ODYSSEY?:
This road leads nowhere but to a soccer game. Homer is presently furrowing his brows.
MY PERSONAL FAVORITE FOR ITS SHAMELESS APPEAL TO OUR CLASS CONSCIOUSNESS - THE CELEBRITY:
I think D-List is more apropos
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